Sloppy Firsts - Megan McCafferty Disclaimer: Snark and gifs.Dis book.I'm sitting here looking at the blinking curser trying to sum up my feelings for this trash.Sums up my sarcastic feelings of this novel.Jessica is an annoying main character. So much wangsting. So much judging. I mean this girl hates her friends. So much fucking slut shaming. She also is straight edge all the way, and judges everyone who has sex and does drugs. *hulk smash*Basic Bitch.In Jessica's world feminism = slut. YES!!!Also drugs and sex r bad. mmmkay Marcus is my fave character. I would hang out with him and smoke a bowl with him any day. He's smart and chill. I would read a book about him.Drugs are bad tho. ;)