Vampire Kisses (Vampire Kisses #1)

Vampire Kisses - Ellen Schreiber

If only this was a parody it would have gotten four stars, but according to my googlefu it's for real.

This is one of the worst books I've read this year.

It's too pathetic to snark.

Well, I'm kinda snarking this.

I will probably not continue this, because I'm not that mean.

Also, this book was written BEFORE Twilight, believe it or not.